"How big is the spoon?"

- the girl who wears brown

The spoons length is a funtion of the length of the specific spoon. within the domain of spoons.

let lsi be the length of spoon i

Here follows things that are not spoons:

  1. Cabbages
  2. fork "this is the dullest response ever" - thom
  3. cheese munching faries
  4. small children
  5. a boomerang
  6. used panties
  7. Goats
  8. hats
  9. cheese
  10. clogs
  11. guns
  12. fish
  13. aeroplanes
  14. rocket fuel
  15. banjoes
  16. a lesbian seagull
  17. A walrus
  18. A eucalyptus scented, koala's pubic hair
  19. disgruntled peruvian dinnerladies
  20. autokinetic pyjamas
  21. tony blair x2
  22. a spork
  23. A Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer 4.0!!!
  24. a fake Bronze-Age arrowhead
  25. knives
  26. Eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe, with a comb
  27. A Badger
  28. ya mum
  29. My willy
  30. an elephant
  31. A gigantic otter tongue
  32. i am not a spoon
  33. a ball

Any Suggestions to thom@treesofgreen.co.uk

With thanks to `ugsocial'